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I was dating a guy who thought that he was the shit. He had his modeling pictures all over his bedroom. He was dumb as rocks but really hot which is the only reason why I was dating him.
One night, we were hooking up and he took off his clothes. I got one look at his 4.5-incher and almost busted out laughing. I quickly blurted out, "I've gotta get up early tomorrow." I started gathering all my belongings when he said, "But...I wanted you to play with me a bit..." Play with what?!
I ran out of there so fast and made sure to call all my friends during my drive home so that we could laugh about it.
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