[honeychile]

I wish I could be more help, but...

I was dating KK (just prior to the former mr. honeychile) for almost a month, and while we had made out, there hadn't been much else. Should have been Hint Number One.

So, we were slow dancing, and he was telling me how I was getting him all excited, and just to prove it, he put my hand in the appropriate place (over the clothing, this was in public!).

I felt... nothing. Absolutely nothing. I started really feeling around, and still... nothing. I looked down, and he said something to the effect of "liking what you see?" while I still saw... nothing.

Not even the AAA battery.

He has since married, and supposedly fathered a child, but between the size of his wife (think Shamu) and the size of his equipment (zip-nada-zilch), I sincerely doubt the paternity of that kid - unless IVF was involved.

I told the former mr. honeychile, as they were friends. His remark was right from Slap Shot, "That poor bastard!" I think he meant KK, not Shamu.