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Originally posted by OTW
Michael Kaplan, formerly of Honolulu, HI and Las Vegas, NV ... currently living in Culver City, CA has a stump for a penis. He attended UCLA from 1997-2001. It's been years since I last saw him, but because I'm an evil person I'll take every opportunity to publicly humiliate the guy.
Apparently he had some surgery down there as a baby. Envision images of VIENNA SAUSAGE. Better yet, a AAA battery. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Kaplan's weenus. I swear his long and pointy nose is bigger than what's down there. He's had nice fast cars, but it was obvious he had to make up for things he lacked. BIGGEST. ASSHOLE. EVER.
Spread the word. And if you truly want a laugh, feel free to visit his MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/abruinforlife
Enjoy!
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Oh, my God, that is so wrong!
Yet funny as hell, strangely enough....
