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Originally posted by preciousjeni
You can hold onto it the whole time, never let it out of your sight...all freshmen should go through basic alcohol awareness seminars!! I was present at one where they said 1) pick your own drink, 2) only drink from unopened bottles or bring your own beverages (never let anyone bring you a drink), 3) keep your drink with you at all time - don't set it down or let anyone hold it, etc.
Didn't anyone else get this information?? It couldn't have just been me.
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Yes, Jeni, but see, life is never absolute.
I've got my bottle of Triple Black. It's in my hand. It never leaves my hand. I go out to the dance floor because I am suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to shake it like a saltshaker. While I am dancing, my Triple Black is in my hand. This is a fraternity basement. It is not well lit with ample room to dance. My body is being brushed against by at least 4 other people at all times. While I bend over to the front and touch the toes, I bump into sketchy Joe Runningback. He slips a clear, colorless, pill into my bottle in a naonsecond. How do I know this?