Hokay, was I the only one who already knew that the Batman who kissed Haley was NOT Nathan?

The Peyton-birth mom thing...bleh. I know it's still October and October is breast cancer month, but COME ON. The breast cancer storyline is played out already.

Brooke & Lucas? Please, Brooke's a ho and Lucas' heart is soft and tender. Pfft. Enough already.

And Lucas, quit stealing money from your mom's cafe. Grow some balls and tell your loved ones that you inherited that heart shit from Dan!

The only entertaining parts of last night's episode was the Deb and Dan story. Props to Dan for crazy gluing the phone receiver to Deb's face.

And Mouth as John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Anything with Mouth makes me laugh.

And that was the first episode I watched in its entirety. This show's going DOWN.