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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
When I was in HS I wanted to be popular soooo bad. I mowed lawns all day so you can imagine what people thought of me. Anyways the most popular girl in school was Cindy. Cindy Mancini. Man she was bangin. Blonde, nice rack, cheerleader. Hubba square dude. Hubba square means Hubba Hubba. Anyways, she threw a party and got wine all over this leather outfit that her mom told her not to wear. So she was fizzucked dude. Like waaaaay fucked. Well, I had saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico so I bought her the exact same outfit for her. You know, so she wuoldn't get in trouble with her hot mom. So I made her pretend to be my girlfriend until I became popular. It worked! Man I became sooo popular that all the babes wanted to do me. It was awesome.
So, point of the story. Stay Single!
OW OW!
PS. Name that movie
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Dude, you are so awesome. Can't buy me love. I love how you worked Geico in as well. You rock Bobby.
And to the OP...lots of people are single, it's better to be when you join. Then you don't have someone to answer to when there are many hotties at mixers/ on campus.
