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When I was in HS I wanted to be popular soooo bad. I mowed lawns all day so you can imagine what people thought of me. Anyways the most popular girl in school was Cindy. Cindy Mancini. Man she was bangin. Blonde, nice rack, cheerleader. Hubba square dude. Hubba square means Hubba Hubba. Anyways, she threw a party and got wine all over this leather outfit that her mom told her not to wear. So she was fizzucked dude. Like waaaaay fucked. Well, I had saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico so I bought her the exact same outfit for her. You know, so she wuoldn't get in trouble with her hot mom. So I made her pretend to be my girlfriend until I became popular. It worked! Man I became sooo popular that all the babes wanted to do me. It was awesome.
So, point of the story. Stay Single!
OW OW!
PS. Name that movie
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