[sugar and spice]

I think I could tell the difference if I was drinking straight vodka but yeah, if it's mixed with something, just throw some Smirnoff in there. Or Fleischmann's, even! I don't care.

I do agree that part of the problem is that people (girls especially) tend to believe that beer stops at Miller Lite. They spend their high school/early college years sucking down Beast at house parties and don't realize that there is more out there.