Walking pneumonia blows...if you had it, you probably wouldn't be able to sit upright in that chair now! I've had it twice, and each time I was like all you all, coughing up a nice rainbow of colors and I had to wheeze instead of breathe. Apparently it also affects your sanity because the last time I had it, I actually got my arse up out of the bed and walked halfway across campus in the freezing cold because I was afraid of missing the test I had that day.
The professor took one look at me and sent me home.
I think it sounds like you might have a really nasty ear infection or something,
PhiMuLady.