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Originally posted by OTW
I have a really annoying habit of farting as I'm exiting an elevator. 
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Someone did that to me in Vegas this weekend. It was awful. I kept coughing & that prompted choking. The old guy that let loose was beet red but looking straight ahead as if he didn't know why I was dying.
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