Dear Guy at the Skating Rink:
Ok, I've been noticing you for months now and I'm too shy to say anything. Please quit looking so cute and dressing nice b/c you make skating very hard. I especially enjoyed the stunt you did last nite when you was skating backwards. "Le Sigh"....maybe one day I'll come up to you and introduce myself to you. I love thick men, you know....and you got some good hur too....
Sincerely,
That Girl who had on the "I Heart Black People" shirt last nite....
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