Susan:
open mouth, insert foot = loosing Mike for good.
Bree:
Imma need for you to get Andrew in shape. You had promise with the swim meet fee and dinner. Imma need you to leave George alone too, he aint STABLE, girl, can't you see that??!! WE CAN!!!
Andrew:
Uh, you ain't the man.

You got punked by the nerd. Now what?
Lynnette:
CTFU at you for throwing Mrs. Mulberry's umbrella out. But why you gonna be on the table next week?
Gabby:
You are still the woman.