uuuuuuuhh WHAT?!!?!? Susan, I know you don't want Zach around your child but when Mike finds out, and he will find out, you are SCREWED!!!!
How are you just going to send Zach to Utah all willy nilly? What if Paul is in Alaska? Mercy sakes alive.
That lawyer costs $700/hour!?!?! WTH?!?!!? I need some pro bono lawyers or something. So in like 3 episodes, he will wear Gabrielle down?!!?!?
Lawd Lynette done kidnapped Miss Mulberry's umbrella! But LMAO that it fell off the back of the garbage truck.
CTFU that the umbrella got ran over!!
Andrew tagged that azzz!!!

UGH!! Bree, no you didn't send Andrew back to Camp Cognac!!
Oh isht @ next week, Lynette taking shots and dancing on top of the bar like she is auditioning for Coyote Ugly.