[moe.ron]

While walking back from the bar, I tried to start a fight with a mailbox because it looked at me funny. I was yelling and pushing the mailbox. There was a police car that stopped and they got out. They just look at me and started to laugh. Thank God one of the officer knew me. They just put me in the back seat and drove me home. The next day, the officer that knew me stop by and started to make fun of me the whole day. Moral of the story, don't try to start a fight with a mailbox.