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Old 10-14-2005, 03:40 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by James


He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.

He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.

And then it happens.

He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.

She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .

Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!

Your salad has been tossed!
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On Comedy Central's Reno 911 this week, there was a mock public service ad, urging people to avoid crime and avoid jail.

"If you go to jail, you may have to toss your cellmate's salad. Some think it's worse than rape, and some think it's better."

It's shocking what's on TV these days.
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