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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
-I pay for my friends and I have more friends than you. Why haven't you switched to Geico?
-I pay for my friends, and I have more friends than you. But there is good news. You could save 15 percent or more by switching to Geico.
-Something's gotta pay for the beer.
-Why do you care? Are you jealous or something? Oh really? That's cool. Who are you again?
-Yep. I pay for my friends. I am rich and cooler than you.
and if all else fails, just beat them up.
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Bobby, you are officially my hero!
I usually use the "If I paid for my friends, then I didn't pay enough" line, but now that I'm an alum, I also ask how many people THEY still keep in touch with from college!
Of course, you could always say to women, "I couldn't pass up the sale! It was like Prada at half the price!"