[Tickled Pink 2]

Originally posted by jojapeach


The one time that I got myself tore out the frame was in 4th grade against a transfer named Kristi. We had a party in the classroom, and I spilled punch on her leather Keds. I was wiping the punch off the floor, and the heffa got rude and demanded that I clean off her sneakers. I saw nothing, plus I wasn't going out like that. So I got some attitude back and said, "Do it yourself, you so bad." Fast forward 40 minutes, and Kristi has a group of folks behind me and my lil bro who was in Kindergarten. She got 3 cousins with her including a big 7th grade girl. Yeah, Kristi laid into me, but it wasn't right that that big girl socked me in the stomach. I actually threw up all over myself, but some got on her, too. I still give props to my lil bro for swinging his bag and hitting the big girl on her back. He broke his big, hard, construction orange Tupperware lunch box protecting me. (But this is the same lil bro who got into a street fight in the main intersection of the subdivision with another kid while they were both in Kindergarten; what does that tell you?) That was the only fight I completely lost.

* Was that last fight a precursor to Dave Chappelle's "When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong"? *

LOLLOLLOL! 'cause I can hear that segment in my head right now.