Potential fight:
In 5th grade - boy #1 was upset that his best friend (boy #2) and I were becoming good friends (I was a bit of a tomboy), so he told boy #2 that I said a bunch of untruths about him. Boy #2 was very tall for his age and communicated in the middle of our the class that he was going to kick my @## at recess. I didn't know what was up, but I wasn't going to be punked. I was reading a book that my teacher gave me and tore it in 1/2 (still don't know how - maybe it was raggedy??? Adrenaline maybe??). Everyone in class kept saying "Dang, she ripped a book in 1/2..." and he kept looking at me apprehensively - needless to say = no fight at recess.
Jump Rope Fight:
This girl that was 2 years older jumped in our kiddie game of jump rope (6th grade). I yanked the rope & it yoked her around the neck. Mind you - shamefully, I couldn't jump double dutch AT ALL and had to jump single rope with the ...um... other persuasion....
. So Big girl goes - "Who yanked the rope?" The girl on the other end didn't say anything, but was skinny and looking terrified. I was thinking "She gon' kill this white girl", so I said "I DID!" She pulled the sucka move, acted like she was walking away and grabbed me in a headlock. That was the 1st body slam that I ever had. She had a head full of hair that cam down her back, so I grabbed a buch of it. So basically, the rest of the fight was me ripping her bald on one side and her flinging me around trying to get me off. Po thang - she was a Pastor's daughter (bad as he you know what - so she had to explain the fight) - had 1/2 of her hair missing on the side of her head, and had to wear ponytails for a minute.
Potential Fight:
Spat in someone's face who ticked me off in high school (a guy). ONe of my ex's jumped in b4 I got my behind kicked.
Last fight:
An underclassman iritated me (I don't know what we were fussing about). Anyway, I grabbed her & put her head in the toilet bowl. End of fight.