HC I had an incident today?
HC I was provoked?
HC I tried to remain calm?
HC I was at a light?
HC the sign said NO TURN ON RED?
HC the light turned red?
HC I was ticked, because we coulda made the light, if the chick in front of me hadn't been p***yfootin' around?
HC after the light turned red, we got an arrow?
HC this heffa just sat there?
HC I gave her Sparkle's polite, toot-toot, which means, you may not have noticed, but we have the arrow?
HC she still just sat there?
HC I gave her Sparkle's HONK, which means, ok, lady, move it?
HC this heffa still just sat there?
HC at this point, I got pissed?
HC I was thinking to myself, I know she heard me?
HC I began to give her the toot-toot-HONK-toot-toot-HONK, which means, GET THE F*** OUT OF THE WAY?
HC THIS BINCH STILL SAT THERE???
HC I LAID on my horn, which means, I'MA MESS AROUND AND F YOU UP, KEEP IT UP?
HC I started rollin' down my window?
HC that means I'ma pull up on side of you when I get the chance and let you have it?
HC she FINALLY heard the horn
?
HC she had the NERVE to raise her hands as if to say, what do you want me to do?
HC by this time, the arrow was yellow?
HC I cussed her OUT?!
HC afterwards, I felt bad?
HC I was doing so well?
HC while I was feeling bad, another loser @$$ driver ticked me off?
HC I went off on him too?
HC I really was getting better?
HC there was a road rage case thingie on Unsolved Mysteries the other day?
HC this man caused an accident, and then shot and killed the man whose car he hit?!
HC my honey looked at me and said, "See, don't get shot."
HC I'm tryin, yall, I really am?
HC I'm glad I don't own a gun?
HC I would be shootin' people's tires off left and right?
HC I'm serious?
HC I'm not
anymore?
HC I'm not going to let bad drivers make me
?
HC I need to go study my 7 Habits?
HC I'm sure CT4 would've enjoyed the whole ordeal?
