[Erik P Conard]

today's kids seem to be poor drinkers, and we never binge drank, perhaps 'cause we did not have the money. It was greatly
looked down upon to entice your date to drink with nefarious intents. I am a little bit embarrassed at the poor performance of
the kids today and their handling of booze. Today I urge the drinking scholar. And one who does not make his grades is as good as a saddle on a sow to the chapter. This is my caving in
to the mores of today's collegian.
Yes, this is a lecture. Lots of wimps in college today, but the doors have opened wider and many allowed to matriculate who
would have not had a prayer in previous generations.