There's a new Washington Mutual Bank commercial.
They introduce a guy who has less than admirable standards. As he passes two kids at a lemonade stand, he points behind them and says, "Look." As they look, he swipes a 25 cent cup of lemonade.
He's then introduced to Washington Mutual where nothing is hidden from him. The employee plays peek-a-boo as she says, "No hidden fees." His life is now changed! Now, he can be honest when a woman at a bar asks his story: "I live at home with my mom, and I've never had a girlfriend." Still honest when arriving late to work during a meeting: "Sorry I'm late. Had a job interview. Aced it!" Honest again when playing Poker with the guys discussing an action flick: "I know! Have you seen "Steel Magnolias"? I was bawling!"
