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If Big Ben throws 27 touchdown passes, rebuilds New Orleans, writes a critically-acclaimed novel, fixes the greek system at CU Boulder, explains the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court, invents a system for installing a beer tap that goes directly from New Belgium to my house, and saves 362 kittens stuck in trees, I will have a chance of winning this week. A small chance, but a chance nonetheless.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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