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Originally posted by OTW
I don't know how many times I'd lie and say the blender was broken.
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Understandable...
Cute story:
A few years ago I was at a Broadcast programming conference in Houston and we went to some huge cowboy bar and rodeo for a booze and BBQ party thrown by one of the huge exhibitors.
A woman from our station, and a guy from a Station Rep firm (who I strongly suspected was gay) went to this place together. Everything was free...
So, we go up to the first bar in the place, and the woman from the station says, (giggle) "Well, we're in Texas, I think I'll have a Lone Star. (giggle)
The bar tender (with a less than friendly look) grunts, "Lone Star, right!"
The other guy says (giggle), "Oh, I'll have a Lone Star, too." (giggle)
The bar tender (looking even less friendly and rolling his eyes), "Lone Star, sure."
He looks at me, his mood worsening and says, "and you?"
I said, "Give me a Bud and a shot of Jack Daniels."
The bartender says (with a smile), "Yes sir, is there anything else I can do for you?"