And his wife isn't even that pretty!

He was on Oprah the other day, and he was visiting all his favorite spots on the island. One of them was Lanikai Juice (something similar to Jamba...a smoothie place), and I'm like, "holy shit, I go there at least 3 times a week...why haven't I seen him there???" Apparently he lives in the same town as me, but I have yet to see him.

Life's so not fair. Next time I go to Lanikai Juice I best be taking my digital with me.

I need to start being a LOST stalker.