haha, this would look reallly funny, but I'd steal the crown jewels from england, and since I couldn't get caught for it, I'd just wear it all around all the time, even in casual settings
or better yet
I would commit a crime against the laws of time/space/nature. I'd go back in time and then be able to get in on every single money making opportunity, bet every sporting event, invest 100% of it in stocks I knew that were going to skyrocket that day, use my understanding of computer, and the c program I have for word, and show/sell it the day that c programming was invented to work on computers for co-ownership in the company, and various money-making schemes like that. all of which are essentially legal, it's just a crime against nature to go back in time. Also, in my money making schemes, I would try to make money in such a way that prevented Osama to have ever become a millionaire
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