Drumroll please.....

Most likely to hold my hair while I worship the porcelain god and then offer me a beer (or two or three) right after: 33girl

Best Greekchat Therapists: AGDLynn, AlphaGam1019, Killarney Rose, and carnation (your checks are in the mail, btw)

Most likely break his thumb cooking dinner: Tom Earp

**Tom Earp also gets the award for "Most Likely to Create his Own Language....Earpisms**

Most likely to catch me sleeping in his bed: lifesaver (just don't come home drunk, LOL)

Best detective: ....by far has to be *carnation* you never cease to amaze me!

Most likely to perform a *SEARCH* on greekchat or on the web: CutiePie2000

Most likely to write a song about doing a search: AXOAlum...oh wait, she already did!

The person I'd so want to defend me should I ever find myself on trial for some god-awful crime: DELT ALUM.

The walking encyclopedia award goes to....GreekLawGirl because she is living proof that it is possible to know EVERYTHING about ALPHA GAMMA DELTA.

And finally...

The person who could tell me to my face that I'm a damn bitch and still make me feel good about myself....KABillyMac.