[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by honeychile
How much would you like to have? I mean, if these are repeat offenders, go with the flow. They ask for Kate, tell them that you're Kate - your voice is just a little funny from the face lift. Ask them if they've had plastic surgery yet. When they get huffy and say no, ask them why not - they certainly need it.

Get the idea?

you are funny