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Someone called my dorm @ 6am on a Saturday and had the wrong number. To make matters worse, they insisted I was some girl named Ashley who owed them gas money:
Me: Hello
Girl: Ashley? Yeah, this is Tiara. Where's my money?
Me: You have the wrong number
Girl: Bullshit
Me: Excuse me? You have the WRONG NUMBER.
*I hang up*
Not even 10 seconds later....
Me: Hello?
Girl: Bitch I picked up your cousin in Cleveland the other day! Do you know how much gas costs?!
Me: Do you know what time it is? You have the WRONG number!
Girl: I want my $6 dollars bitch! I ain't playin'!
*I hang up again*
*she IMMEDIATELY calls back*
Girl: I know where your ass lives and I want my $6! I wasted my motherf**king money picking up your %$#$$#$ cousin!!!
Me: Look, my name is Jocelyn. I live in Kent. I don't have a cousin in Cleveland and I don't know you. Seriously. So you need to quit calling here.
*She hangs up*
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