I continue to reiterate the point that it's Halloween, and if you end up at the ugly fraternity, they'll be wearing masks!! Just make him keep it on if you're going to hook up with him so you won't have to see his face.
Sorry kids, but I guess there are bigger things in life than "what fraternity has the cutest boys to hook up with". I guess, once again, my old age shows through. Show me to my walker.