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Hummm,
Again, dont forget the beer. You sure as hell dont want to be up there relying on conversation to pass the time. Flat roof - good idea, its as close as you urban kids are gonna come to a deer blind. Paintball gun works too. Like it, like it. consider it sort of a "tagging/population research study" They do it to animals all the time and I'd rather be painted than have a huge ass tag in my ear.
Item 2, NO to the trash can issue. That is simple appeasement. didnt work for Nevile Chamberlain in 1939 england, and its not gonna work here. Eradication is the only answer. If not, you give them the trash, and next thing they will do is demand access to sraps from the table, amass 'coons along your front door, annex your kitchen, and say they were doing it just so that the rest of the food could be with its like outside. Finally, after they declare a non-agression pact with your neighbors, they will attack them too and invade them pushing their forces all the way back to Coongrad. Listen to me well, appeasement NEVER WORKS. You must destroy them, or after its all over, your sorry butt will be relying on your kindly neighbors to support you in your rebuilding efforts, in some sort of a George Marshallesque "Little_G Plan."
That or go to the pound and adopt a hound to keep in the backyard. Plus, Hounds are cool.
If that doesn't work, I'll stop by, pick up Billy Mac, and we'll be on our way...
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