[WVU alpha phi]

Some fun West Virginia ones..

-I got 99 problems and 82 of them are the steps by the life science building (our campus is pretty much nothing but staircases and these ones are BRUTAL)

-Future Trophy Wives of America

-Don't get mad, just burn a couch! (WVU has made national news for our fire riots after big wins)

-I support Jessi Spano's caffeine pill addiction

-Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, I didn't mean to call you that

-Don't hate me for being cute and thin, hate yourself for being fat and gross

-I go to WVU but I'm not from this dirty state

-I met you when I was wasted.. what was your name again?

-Porn, how can you hate it?

-I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

-I booze tuesday through saturday and occassionally sunday and monday, is that bad?

..and we have a ton that are like 'Hokie Haters' and anti V-Tech groups!