I had a student who had a daughter. One day she showed me her daughter's pictures (precious little girl) and I asked her what was her name. She made this grand glorious production by writing it on the board.
First she wrote an A so I started thinking Ariane, Angela, etc.
NOPE!!
Then she wrote a U so I started thinking AUDREY
WRONG AGAIN
Then she wrote an N which I was clueless on
When she finished, she had written AUNESTY = HONESTY!!!!!!
I was PISSED

becuase one day that baby is going to be in a spelling bee or something and her word will be honesty and she will be up at the microphone and spell her NAME!!
Anyway so then she told me what she planned to name her future kids: Integrity, Infinity and Justice. I told her might as well as Truth and Liberty for all.