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Can you tell I go to a party school? (I got these from mine and from my friends)
-College Would Be Soo Much Fun If it Weren't For all This School Sh*t
-For Those Who've Perfected the ART of Procrastination
-Gregoire Won. . .Because Dead People and Felons Voted and Because King County Can't Count (if you know anything about last years Washington governors race...um, yeah...)
-The No STD Crew
-The Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking '05 Pledge Class A- Phi's!!
-What Happened Last Night?
- Tattoo's are Like Tic-tacs, You Cant Have Just One!
-Parking Services Can Go Fornicate Themselves With a Broomstick
-Without Me, it's Just an aweso Time.
-Shoes are almost Better Than orgasms
-Shit Happens When You Party Naked
-I can't get up for my 12:00 PM class club
- I Utilize My Extensive Vocabulary Whilst Inebriated
-Alcoholics Go To Meetings; I'm a Drunk!
-Drugs are Bad, Stick To Booze... Pot's Ok Too
- Peer Pressure Made Me Join the Facebook, Now Im addicted.
- If You Say "GIT R' DONE" one more time i'm going to fucking stab you
-I'm Wasted In My Facebook Picture
- 6 am Is Not Shacking!!!!!
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