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according to supacindy...

This sounds pretty gross, but the "New York Daily News" claims that MICHAEL JACKSON'S supposed reinvention will include a transformation to a, quote, "booty-chasing hip-hopper". (???) Some author by the name of Michael Luckman. . . who supposedly has connections to the Jackson camp. . . says, quote, "Soon you will see him surrounded by all kinds of beautiful women."

YUCK! will someone in his "camp" tell him that it just.won't.work!

British tabloids are reporting that JENNIFER LOPEZ is supposedly developing a new perfume that smells like. . . A BABY'S HEAD. (???) She says, quote, "My people asked me which smells intrigued me and I was like, 'Well, babies. The smell of a baby's head.' Then I think I said warm cake and a redcurrant candle I had. They went away to see what they could come up with." (--Yeah, what a brilliant idea. . . a perfume that smells like babies. Single guys are just gonna flock to that.) (???)

ITS BEING SAID THAT RAPPER LIL WAYNE PROPOSED TO RAPPER TRINA OVER THE WEEKEND. At the hotel Derek in Houston and its being said that ring is BAD AS HELL!!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT??