[a.e.B.O.T.]

"I wish I was a hag"
"Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good... and Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"
"you pop your collar, i pop your sister"
"Mom, Dad, We Have to Talk. I'm...I'm planning to Major in the Fine Arts"
"Mary Kate is way better then Ashley"
"horny but not so anonymous"
"Finish your drink, there are sober people in Africa"
"w.w.j.d.d." --- what would jesus do drunk?