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Haha, I love this topic.
Some good ones:
"Frank Sinatra is the most gangster rapper ever."
"Drunk Facebook Friending Is the New Drunk Dialing."
"My Winter Coat Is a Bottle of Booze." (In Wisconsin, this is key.)
"The Best Way To Thank Your Wife For Sticking With You Through Cancer Is To Dump Her For Sheryl Crow." (Cracks me up.)
"Coasties Dress Funny." (It's true.)
"Toby Keith Is a Dumbass, and Yes, I am Basing My Entire Opinion off of Only One Song."
"People From Actual Cities and Not Some Douchebag Suburb"
"People Who Have or Have Wanted to Make Out with Their House Fellow" (A house fellow is the UW equivalent of an RA.)
"Holy Shit, I'm Awkward!" (My personal favorite -- people share stories straight out of Seventeen magazine's Trauma-Rama or whatever it was called.)
"I Don't Drink Wine Unless It Comes from a Box."
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