i have this really weird numbers thing. i count EVERYTHING - phone numbers, zip codes, numbers on license plates, numbers on street and highway signs, ANYTHING. i count each number as a single digit number. so, for example, if i see a commercial for a product that costs 19.99 and you have to call 1-800-123-34-6789 or write to 246 Whatever Street, P.O. Box 135 in Whoever, TX 77654, i will QUICKLY add that to be 130.
then, after i do that, i divide that number by 2, get the half and then mentally cluster numbers together that equal the half amount. using the example above, half of 130 is 65 so i could put these numbers together: [1 9 9 9 1 8 1 2 3 3 4 6 9] and [7 8 2 4 6 1 3 5 7 7 6 5 4] taken from the numbers above.
i know it's weird and it seems like a lot but i can do it all in a matter of seconds. it's also a nuance because i HAVE to count EVERYTHING. sometimes, i try not to and i still do. it's so weird but i HAVE to do it. that's why i don't really like odd numbers because if i add everything up and it equals an odd number, i roll my eyes as if it has pissed me off. and i'll count the same thing over and over. if i'm driving, i'll count all the numbers in the speed number sign everytime i see it. then, if i'm watching a long commercial for a product that you order off the t.v., i'll count-divide-cluster them repeatedly until the commercial goes off.
i have others but i'm sure that this one is weird enough for you all to be thinking "she aint the teacher of crunk, she the teacher of CRAZY!" so i won't share anymore. but, at least you all know that because of this, you can't hang with me on the domino table because i count EVERY play and know what possible plays my opponent has and i play accordingly.
