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Originally posted by Rudey
You're all retarded.
Here is my advice:
Remember in life, you really are nothing. You're probably poor, will never win a Nobel prize, and if you do win the lottery of life and get a wife, she'll probably be ugly and have 6 shades of brown and white in her hair because she colors her own hair. You will never bring happiness to anyone else in life.
Tell yourself that. Don't shy away from it. Accept it. Dwell on it. Let it marinate. And then celebrate it. Remember you don't care if you don't bring happiness to someone else, because it's all about you now.
-Rudey
--Now go get them tiger!
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You should go into relationship counseling. I could see it now - guy comes out of the office crying and yelling "It's all about me, it's all about me!"
You could even do a reality show about it or something.