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Damn this is the funniest stuff I've read all day!
Has anyone suggested yet that maybe you should just start your own sorority? I mean, if you can't join 'em, start your own! And then come back here and tell us all about it and how you're struggling for members because, well, no one wants to just hang out and wait for the throngs of frat boys to come calling--since you spent so much time telling everyone how desperate you were for dates that even they had enough of your s***!
It's late enough in St. Louis--anyone up for a nice Long Island Ice Tea?
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