1 - What is the big deal about this??? If you BOTH put THE LID
down, this wouldn't even be an issue. The lid looks better down, period. Makes the bathroom look neater and you can see the lid cover and how it matches the rugs and towels and stuff. And it would save from this senseless argument. Why do you have me going off about this? LOL!
3 - Now, You know that's ignorant.
5 & 9 - Ok, see, now, if you don't want her mad at you lookin' at some chick's rump, WHY would you say something to a man who looked at her??? That doesn't even make logical sense.
13-15 - Now, lol, you know you coulda kept all that to yourself!
Frat, why are you trying to take away your bruh's award??? You must not know, I gave The Original Ape the title of Most Likely to Start a Gender War. Now you tryin' to take the title! What is that all about???