Move over....I'll take some popcorn too.
Nobody tagged onto this part "but I do want to join or I was going to start my own"
Oh, please start your own. Hmmm. What to call it?
You could call it Delta Upsilon Mu Beta
I think this thread is a gag. Surely, NOBODY is that superficial?
Edited to spell the sorority correctly. Sorry, I didn't have my coffee yet.