Hmmm... sounds like me a DA are going to have to duel... my full name came up as: "Devil Dan" (I don't know Dan just doesn't sound scary...)
However other variations are:
Crew-Killer Carson - remember kids Rum and Cannons don't mix
Dirty Mike Whitfurrows - I have an image of a drunken British version of Bluto "terrorizing" the brothels
