International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Grab your grog, fetch your lusty wench or your Jolly Roger and start the celebratin'.
While chained to me desk, I'm enterin' the spirit of th' day by givin' a listen t' "Pirates of Penzance" and "Pirates of the Caribbean."
Or perchance you'd rather pass along some pirate jokes -- A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!" -- or practice your
pirate pickup lines.