[KABillyMac]

Lil G, good lookin boar and sow coon you got there.

I have been coon hunting all my life. Got my first dog when I was 8 (McGinnis Tree Jammin Hanah), and have been hunting ever since. There aint much to do in the mountains of ky where I grew up, farm by day, coon hunt by night. I might be greek and I might be a college student, but that dont mean that I aint country.

Antifreeze is a logical solution. Until one night you cant sleep because of the high pitch screaming of one of those coons, or a cat, or a dog, that is getting its stomach eaten from the inside out Antifreeze is a horrible death for anything. The only thing that deserves that is Bin Laden. Now dont take me for some flaming liberal tree hugger, I aint that way. But im gonna try to help you and give that big boar coon a break (at least until i can get there with the dogs)

Go to your local feed store and get yourself a 50 lb. back of shelled corn. (Tell em BillyMac sent you) Put the bag of corn on the back deck, open, and let the coons find it. They will be in seventh heaven. If theres one thing a coon wont pass up its corn, Ann Howe. Once you have your area baited. You and your friends go to your local wal mart and purchase the following items:

1. Brinkman 1,000,000 candle power spotlight.
2. Some sort of repeating B B guns One for each of your friends.
3. Enough cheap beer to get a household of your buddies drunk.

Get smashed out of your minds. Strategically place yourself and your buddies in the windows of your apartment. (safety message inserted here) Give yourself good shooting lanes, make sure you wont hit any cars, people, or anything of value. Have one of your buddies man the light. When you know the coons have their fat asses in the feed sack, signal your buddy with the light to shine it on one. Then simotaniously you and your friends open fire on em. THis will be great fun for you and your friends, and a couple nights of it should solve your coon problems. Another good tip is to go to your local hardware store and buy a roll of tin. Wrap a piece of tin around all of the trees within gunshot of your house. This way when you open fire on them, the little buggers cant climb the trees to get away. This will give you a few more shots and will also push the coons farther away from your house, and possibly cut a boar and a sow away from their den.

Placeing lids on your trash cans will buy you some time too. Not that its gonna keep em out, but they will now have to take the time to open the cans. Coons are smart. I know a coon at our restaurant that comes on the deck everynight and drinks from the coke fountain. He knows how to work it and everything. They aint no dummies. Coons in town is caused by lack of suitable habitat (flowing water, hardwoods) and human food is the food of choice for them.

Keep the recipts to the light and the guns, and take em back when your done. Be sure to buy repeating b b guns so you can get as many shots as possible. The spotlight will need a 12 v power source also. Take a battery off your car for that.

Lifesaver, if this dont work we gonna have to go get the coons.