Again, thank you one and all!
As for the 3 Musketeers story, I couldn't tell it because if anybody from that particular chapter came on here, they'd know it was them instantly and I didn't want to ruin any bid chances out there with any fraternity if I could help it.
So here's the story:
I'm hanging out at the 3 Musketeers house and the president's girlfriend shows up. I take a few sniffs of the air because I think I recognize the scent that's in the air. Sure enough, I do.
So I turn to the Prez's girl and grin, "You're wearing Passionate Kisses."
"Oh my god! Yes, I am! That's so awesome that you knew that!"
So naturally the rushers standing nearby, the President, his girlfriend, and the two friends of the girlfriend all wanted to know how I knew what scent she was wearing.
"Oh, I work at Victoria's Secret in my hometown", I casually reply.
"...We have GOT to keep this guy around!" exclaims El Presidente.
It was hilarious, especially seeing the envy/worship/admiration in the eyes of the rest of the guys. It's a reaction I often get from my fellow men when I reveal my place of employment back home.
And I think that's why I got the 3 Musketeers bid was because of that.