You my friend have become an intellectual whore.
Bobby's right, you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
But seriously, the website below will explain everything, and why this last girl freaked and all that.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
you're probably so money that you don't even know it.