To Steve Spurrier, assistant coaches and Gamecock players:
We won. Yay! But WTH happened in the second half? It looked like Lou Holtz never retired. If ya'll are going to play like ya'll did in that half, Georgia's going to kick our azz next week. And Tennessee, Florida, and Aurbun(sp) in the next few weeks. I have waited all of this time for ya'll to be a decent team, as well as thousands of other loyal Gamecock fans. So get it right!
To BD and LM: Glad ya'll made it out and are doing OK!
To Daddy Jitterbug: Why I can find you? I did not get paid this week from this "job" you convicned me into doing. I have realized that being a longshoreman is not for everyone and I'm one of those "not for everyone" people. Because it worked for you for 30 years does not mean it's for me. Now I need $ and I can't find you. Well hopefully, I don't have to worry about this anymore because I'm going back to a 9-5 and am finding a job that will provide A STEADY INCOME and will not have to wait out for the next 3-5 years to get a PERMENT (sp) JOB. And despite your objections, I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!!!! No job will ever stop me from continuning my education!!
To my Charleston attorney, who was handling my accident case:
You rock!!!
You didn't have to do the things you did to make sure I got a decent settlement, but you did. Thanks a million!!!!
To the attorney in ATL, who I was trying to use to get more money (the accident happened in GA): You really dropped the ball.
I called. My mom called. My Charleston attorney called. You did not returned any of our calls. That's OK. At least I know you're not getting a part of my settlement money because you didn't do anything, especially knowing the statue of limitation was near!
To the Alphas in Charlotte: I forgot to mention in my previous letter that ya'll were looking very good, too!!
To the Alpha I exchanged #s with: Even thought we live 3 hours from each other, I would like to get to know you better. Please call.
All signed,
JB13