Ideal
1) On/Off? Who's getting any????!!!??!
2) UNDER... (if you have ever owned a cat, then you know why). Anyhow it rolls better if you put it under.
3) Before. I have a little hand towel that I hang on the side of the tub so that I can rest my foot there while drying my legs, that way I am not creeping outta the shower with wet feet -- UGH
4) Both socks, both shoes... Left to right.
Lil' Sunshine
5) I eat my corn kinda diagonally... Left to right going steadily around...
6) I leave the door open, or I may half close it.
SistaRisin
7) I put my facial scrub/mask/foam on my face and neck first and then wash my armpits (
). When I finish them I rinse my face neck and armpits simultaneously.
Ms. Real
8) If I feel like eating breakfast ... I brush my teeth AFTER the food, even if I am going to eat in my car on the way to work (McD's or B'King). If necessary, I have been known to brush my teeth in the corporate restroom on the 5th floor. I carry toothbrush and paste with me EVERYWHERE.
2 questions...
Aiiight folks, what about your pants/jeans/slacks/etc.???
((9)) Left or right leg first, or both?
And what about your socks (again)?
((10)) Do you put your socks on first and THEN your pants, or pants then socks?
ME
9) Both legs in at once... I have been told how weird this is, repeatedly.... 
10) SOCKS first. 