Ivan Maisel's college football haikus:
Vince Young has it all
Quickness, size, and leadership
Complete? Needs OU
Leinart looks well-fed
Crazy, after seven months
Going without Chow
New coach will fix all
Stop me if you've heard this one
The Fighting Irish
Beer, a brat, and thou
Art of love at Camp Randall
Forever Barry
Love that clipped cadence
If Keith Jackson ever quits
It means woe, Nellie
He sprains more ankles
Than spike heels on cobblestones
Is he Bush? Or Ginn?
Myles Brand: watchdog of
Native American pride
And their casinos
Terps have an idea
For Gwen Stefani's next hit:
It's Hollenbach Boy
Strange sight in garnet
Ol' Ballcoach at new address
Stranger sight: 'Cocks win
You may think GameDay
Decides Heisman, BCS.
Not so fast, my friend
Goes together like
NASCAR and college football:
DeAngelo scores!
New BCS poll
Includes coach's son-in-law
Anyone in charge?
Dave Wannstedt came home
To open arms of Mom, Pitt
But hugs don't win games
Two-way receiver
Jayhawk ballhawk Charles Gordon
His QB or theirs
Crimson 12 on shirt
Pair of wobbly knees below
Joe Willie ... Croyle
Dare you to name which
Teams are in which division
The New ACC
World Trade Towers stood
Bill Clinton was president
Longhorns beat Sooners
Atlanta hates it,
Dallas, too. But in Gainesville
They love Urban sprawl
The Haves and Have Nots:
Instant replay can change games
(That aren't in the WAC)
GamePlan on TV;
Games on XM in your car.
You may need a life.
From espn.com