[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08
Y'all remember wrap-around skirts? Well, in elementary school, I had a jean one. Couldn't tell me nothin', lol. Anyway, picture it, Warrensville Heights, Cleveland, Ohio, Eastwood Elementary School playground, tetherball pole, circa 1983. I was whoopin' some BUTT!! And I was playin' a little boy who was a CRYBABY!! [CT4, Bobby from your church, lol] Everytime he lost, he cried! So after he lost, and everybody was laughin, I figured he was crying again. I go to unwrap the ball, and I don't feel my skirt on my legs. I look down, skirt is on the GROUND!! I wouldn't even go on the playground that Friday. Freaky Friday was the last thing I was gon' participate in after all the little boys had seen my pannies. I was so embarrassed after that, I only wore the skirt on gym days, since I had my shorts on underneath.

Fast-forward to summer of 1992. I bought a flowered wrap-around skirt from Express (when I could fit their clothes, lmao, what a memory). Well, Cleveland tends to be windy, because it's on the lake. As I'm walking to the rapid (train), the wind is whippin' up some stuff. I look down, my skirt was ABOUT to come off. I caught it JUST in time. This dude actually looked at me and smiled and said, "I was hoping you wouldn't catch that." All I could do was laugh with him, because it was so windy it would have blown my skirt AWAY from me. Thank God, lol. To make matters worse, I saw this dude at the rapid every morning after that, and he would always just wink and smirk. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I gave that skirt to my sister, lol.

LMWHHAAO -- ha ha figure that one out I08